Humor

For some humor, as told by Zig Ziglar……

A lady went to see her attorney about a divorce; and the lawyer asked her, “What’s the problem?”

She started rambling, and he said, “No, be specific!

She said, “Like how?” and he said, “Like, do you have any grounds?”

She said, “Oh yes, as a matter of fact we have about 40 acres out here on the North end of town.” And he said, “No, that’s not what I’m talking about! Do you have a grudge?”

She said, “No, but we got really neat little carport there, right on the side of the house.”

He said, “Woman! We need to make this personal!” And she said “Like how?”

And he said, “Well, like does that man ever beat you up?” And she said, “Oh no, I’m up every day an hour or hour and a half before he even turns over!”

And he said, “Well do you accept any responsibility for the difficulty?” And she said, “Like how?”

He said, “Well for example, do you ever wake up grouchy?” She said “Oh no, I just let him get up on his own, you know, whenever he will.”

And he said, “Well WHY do you want to divorce the man?”

And she said, “Well, the man just CAN’T communicate!”